But its not like I want to marry an NHL player. I need to marry an NHL player. Do you see the difference
no baseball fan has ever reacted to a third strike with “oh my god three strikes he should be ashamed” I guarantee you that.
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
"I’ve got a nice little scratch mark on my forehead from the claw marks from the … you know … kitty cat."
there are two sides to the hockey fandom
those who act like any other idiot in any other fandom and those who violently deny that it’s a fandom
there is barely an inbetween